Win an iPad2 from Object Partners – ending soon!

If you don’t already have an iPad, you should know that you’re missing out. I think you know that, but if you don’t, you should. But I get it, your significant other has set aside that $800 bucks for diapers, your mortgage, or a few car payments. Oh how dreadful and depressing. That’s just not cool, and way too “adult”.

Well here’s your chance to finally get what YOU want for the holidays. To maybe go back in time to the good ole’ days when you made those ear numbing screeches opening your brand new Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle on Christmas morning!

So now until the end of the year, we’re making the holidays just that much merrier by giving away a 64gb 3G iPad2. All you have to do is refer someone to Object Partners, and if we hire them, we’ll give you that pretty little piece of digital crack. All this to make sure you don’t need to spike your eggnog to have a happy holidays, Mr. Griswold.

So jingle jingle all the frickin’ way to our office to pick it up in your car, santa’s sleigh, or whatever you deem necessary for such an event. Just know we’ll be waiting, beer in hand (and another in the other hand), depressed, sad, bitter, and grief stricken that we have to stop at Target on the way home to spend our $800 on diapers and groceries, and other things we have to do as adults. So don’t rub it in, wouldya?

And to make this easier for you (as if it wasn’t easy enough), we have 60 rockstar consultants that currently work for us, and retention and tenure that’s through the roof! In fact, just pass The Top 12 Reasons You Should Work at Object Partners onto whomever you think is a likely candidate, and sit back, relax, and start researching how to beat Angry Birds. Oh, and don’t shoot your damn eye out!

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